This game has lots of personality. I'm glad I took the time to play through it.
Submission for PTBO Game Jam #04
You play as Scarlic, a disgraced pirate trying to turn his luck around by making one final score. With the help of evil timelord "Scott Dracula," you will travel back, forward and sideways through time to collect all the most valuable treasures across 5 different bogus universes .
Created in HTML5 using the Rot.js Roguelike engine and features all original art assets made specifically for this game.
Made by team "Wolfdogs": Alex Eagleson, Jodie Eagleson & Aaron Dagenais
P.S. - Have you tried not collecting any loot at all?